It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner
"Hey, Sarge!"
BA jumped as the man stuck his head under the hood.
"Whatcha doing?"
"What's it look like? I'm fixing the damn Jeep!"
"Oh, wow! Can I help? I know about engines. Well, chopper engines anyway. Can I? Pleeeease?"
"No, you can't help! Now get outta here. I gotta get this thing finished for the colonel."
"The colonel? Which one? Colonel Klink? Colonel Mustard? Oh, oh - Colonel Sanders, right?"
BA tossed the wrench on the ground, straightening to glare at the man. "What the hell are you talkin' about, fool? I'm fixing this for Colonel Smith. Hannibal Smith. Now get - "
"Hannibal? Really? Well, that's just great, Sarge! That's perfect!"
"What? Why?"
" 'Cause I just got assigned to his unit, Sarge! I'm gonna be your pilot! Man, we're gonna have so much fun together!"